A toast to love!

She's often been around when I write for this black & white, blue headlined virtual scroll on the cyberspace. And on one such instance, she asked why hadn't I keyed in any thought that even mentioned her remotely. That when I keep emphasizing that she is a very important part of my life, why can't she a see a single sentence for how I feel for her. I apparently had no answer.
With my heart riddled with guilt, I held her tight and promised her that come summers and I'd write a really long post declaring my unconditional love for her.
Now finally that the summers are here, let me pour my heart out for the love of my life. You know that you really really deserve it coz what would I do without you by my side, sweetheart! I've been shying away from saying this I know, but this one goes out only for you.
You're better than all the women because:
You never make me feel low.
You don't ever pretend to be sweet.
You don't give a damn about how I look.
You always keep quiet and let me do all the talking.
You're always chilled out, smooth and sparkling.
No matter what time it is and I want to see you, you never say no when I come to pick you up.
You gel well with F1 & soccer.
You let me enjoy rock.
You make me dance to your tunes only for a little while.
You never mind being left in the cold.
You never keep me waiting and open up instantly.
You urge me to go for the others and don't crib when I have them.
I can share you with friends.
I can lay my hands on you without hesitation.
You give me head unconditionally.
You're cheaper by the dozen.
Oh my lovely bubbly bottled affair of malted barley and hops, keep my soul drenched in your fizz! Cheers to you, my love!
*Burp*

PS: Beer me please, ladies!