Time travel

Who says a man can't make a journey through time and space?

Here I am, having been through a blooming galaxy onto a barren black-hole in a span of 48 hours and I didn't even need an expensive multi-million dollar spaceship...

All I needed was a figment of my imagination and a whole fragment of harsh reality!

Now that the spaceship has landed, it’s time for me to make an assessment - whether I should be an astronaut again or should I stick only to flying paper planes…

Revival

Writing this one after a gap of close to three years... Feels like I was stuck in a time-warp for such a long time... Blame Facebook for the laziness - got a lot of posts like these, but was lazy enough to not have updated here via CTRL+C CTRL+V...

To hate is easier than to love,

To doubt is easier than to believe.

That's why this world is where it is,

Than where it would have ought to be.

To let go is easier than to hold on,

To break down is easier than to be strong.

That's why some of us are at the crossroads,

And the rest are wherever they sought to be…

i

i enjoy silence coz i hate yapping my way into meaningless dialogues.
i insist on saying things as they are than saying them as they should be said.
i prefer the vulnerability of being human; disregard the confidence of being insurmountable.
i like being a misfit, can’t be a politically correct crowd pleaser.
i fall for an honest confession, loathe a sugarcoated explanation.
i love getting high to reason, hate getting so much so as to lose all.
i sound self obsessed, still, find it better than having no voice at all.
i love what i am; can never be anybody else...

Freedom

A cold rush, gulped down. A brain freeze.
Silence. Deafening silence.
Sleep, a far fetched dream.
A road winding up to the infinite of heights. Winding, still winding, winding on to a point of no return.
A nomad’s journey. The feeling of being the master of destiny.
And then, an unwanted, reluctant turn.
Back to the civilization. Back to the crowds.
Why? What for? Why again?
Not for me, this worldly world.
Give me the mountains and the winding road.
And I shall feel alive again…

Arbit Wisdom

After you’ve lost yourself in a world of your own amidst the darkness, it gets very depressing when the light comes on...

Arbit Wisdom

When sleep starts playing hard to get, dump the bitch and stay awake...

‘Cinderella’

Maybe she's just a dream. Or maybe a beautiful reality carved out for that very dream.
Maybe she's alone. Maybe she's just so to dispel the solitude.
Maybe she's ethereal. Maybe so that she can dissolve into the dark and make it rapturous.
Maybe she's an enigma. Maybe so to end all mysteries.
Maybe she's a mere thought. Maybe so to become the only deliberation…

A toast to love!

She's often been around when I write for this black & white, blue headlined virtual scroll on the cyberspace. And on one such instance, she asked why hadn't I keyed in any thought that even mentioned her remotely. That when I keep emphasizing that she is a very important part of my life, why can't she a see a single sentence for how I feel for her. I apparently had no answer.
With my heart riddled with guilt, I held her tight and promised her that come summers and I'd write a really long post declaring my unconditional love for her.
Now finally that the summers are here, let me pour my heart out for the love of my life. You know that you really really deserve it coz what would I do without you by my side, sweetheart! I've been shying away from saying this I know, but this one goes out only for you.
You're better than all the women because:
You never make me feel low.
You don't ever pretend to be sweet.
You don't give a damn about how I look.
You always keep quiet and let me do all the talking.
You're always chilled out, smooth and sparkling.
No matter what time it is and I want to see you, you never say no when I come to pick you up.
You gel well with F1 & soccer.
You let me enjoy rock.
You make me dance to your tunes only for a little while.
You never mind being left in the cold.
You never keep me waiting and open up instantly.
You urge me to go for the others and don't crib when I have them.
I can share you with friends.
I can lay my hands on you without hesitation.
You give me head unconditionally.
You're cheaper by the dozen.
Oh my lovely bubbly bottled affair of malted barley and hops, keep my soul drenched in your fizz! Cheers to you, my love!
*Burp*

PS: Beer me please, ladies!

Arbit Wisdom

Of all the questions in the world, the ones starting with a 'why' are the most difficult to answer...

If wishes were clones...

If there was one wish that God promised me a fulfillment of, I would wish everyone around me to be like me. And then sit back and enjoy, waiting for the disaster to happen. Because everyone would then be walking around clueless, aimless, searching for nothing. So harmless yet so vehemently dangerous with the potential to stumble upon something utterly catastrophic!

May be a fool!

You get caught up between 'it could be good' and 'its just not meant to be'. One moment you're hopeful, unsure the other. Is it too early for it to be a sound judgment or too late to be a regret? This is actually the state you're wary of but your own masterstroke of carelessness lands you bang in the middle of it. Happy fools day, you say to yourself. But for you, it just doesn't show up only once in April!

Misjudged

Just when I was pretty convinced that a dear friend of mine has completely been denied a sense of humour by the Almighty, He proves my sense of judgment completely wrong.
It's 3 in the night, we are stopped at a check-point and the cop asks my friend for his license. And voila, out he pops a "challan" that has not been settled since 20 days...
Like a hound that has smelled blood, the cop starts digging for the papers, the insurance, the 'palushan' certificate - the works. Everything is presented, everything. But a cop is a cop - always on a mission. Was it Papu's new bicycle or a saree for his 'darling' can't be surely established, but the briefing for the mission was certainly there. So he asks my friend for a 'chhota mota settlement'...
The dear friend starts a hand-shake with 'Kya sir, aapke bache jaise hain sir' with the cop & suddenly quips 'Yaar sir ke saath ek photo toh liyo yaar!'
We are declared 'not guilty' and 'released'...
Welcome to Delhi, where everyone's evil!

Aversion

Khud mein jo dhundta hun tanhaayi ka sabab,
koi hal nahin milta mujhko.
Poochh toh lun tujhse magar darta hun,
kahin tanhaa na kar dun tujhko...

Arbit Wisdom

The shit is always smellier on the other side...

Arbit Wisdom

You can have big dreams even if you're an insomniac...

A year gone bye…

A year comes to an end.
And Delhi grows older. The Chandni Chowks, the Jama Masjids and the dusty by-lanes of the Sarais are slowly withering away, coming face to face with the reality that sooner or later, they will be mere names mentioned in nostalgic conversations. Or sepia toned photographs in expensive coffee table books. Or untouchable artifacts in a godforsaken gallery of some archaic museum.
A year comes to an end.
And Delhi is still the same. It's enticings of money, success, fame, power still enchant herds from the hinterland to throng its promising pastures. It still sweats and thirsts in the sultry summers, drenches and quenches in the showers of the monsoons and shivers and sleeps in the chilly winters. It still rushes through the days and the nights and the times in between as if stuck in a time warp.
A year comes to an end.
And Delhi is evolving. The walled city turns into a glazed metropolis, with buildings overshadowing each other with architectural authority. The giant keeps on growing and expanding into a complex maze of Greater Xs and Phase Nths, gobbling up erstwhile barren territories with tarmac and concrete. The view gets glitzier and flashier, revealing newer dimensions of lust and greed veiled in a garb of progress and lifestyle.
Another year of living in Delhi comes to an end.
And I keep ageing/languishing/evolving with it.

Arbit wisdom

There is a thin line between self pity and narcissism...

December

December's here. But it is so unlike from what it used to be. Not so long ago, it was that time of the year when I used to eagerly await the first snowfall of the season. The first fall would mean that our school would commence the much cherished winter vacation. Three months of freedom; a period of no early morning rush, no schoolbus, no classes. It was sheer bliss being cuddled up in a thick quilt till late in the morning with the temperature at near freezing outside. The thought that I could give in to this laziness without any disturbances is by far the greatest freedom I've ever known. And then there was a steaming cup of 'kahwa' garnished with almonds and saffron waiting by the bedside. The 'noble' intention of my Ma was that it would aid in beating the chill, but the underlying motive was to chase away my slumber. With the school not in the picture, she had no substantial reason to pull me out of the confines of my cozy quilt. And more often than not, it helped her while I helped myself to breakfast, sitting by the 'bukhari'. There were 'winter assignments' to worry about. But they got my attention in the last 10 days of the holidays. The other 80 odd days were for absolute indulgence. Making snow-mans was a great time-pass. Snowball fights were another. Making 'ice candies' by mixing snow and the milk and sugar stolen from the kitchen was a break between the two activities. Not getting caught doing the three was adventure. Not having chapped hands & lips & cheeks was shame/sissiness/sacrilege because it provided evidence that you didn’t pull off those four feats. Visiting all my relatives and staying at their place for a minimum of three or four days was a ritual. Returning with a cousin or two and making them stay at my home was hospitality. Playing 'indoor cricket' was sport. Breaking something during the sport was doom. In the evening, facing my Dad who was armed with updates from Ma, was war. The whole family having dinner together was truce. And finally, returning to the warm confines of my quilt was euphoria because I knew December would stay through January and February.
December's here. And it will be so unlike from what it used to be...

Let it be…

What can be more frustrating for me - not getting what I want, not wanting what I get? Or realising that I'm caught in this conundrum? A conundrum, by one of the many definitions, is a riddle in which a fanciful question is answered by a pun. I take a second look at the question and arrive at the best possible option - just leave the question to question itself and maybe, one day it will answer itself…

Ubiquitous

Have you ever let someone into your heart and that someone let go of you? With time you find out that, strangely, your heart won't let that someone leave. And then, that someone occupies your mind for most of the times, gradually getting relegated to its deepest recesses, becoming a thought. Now, a thought is a thought. It can flash across your mind without any warnings, at any moment, for any reason. The trigger can be the simplest of things - a smile on anybody's face, a colour on the canvas, a whiff of scent in the air, a song on the radio, a gentle wind blowing across the field, a spatter of raindrops on the windowpane, a sunny morning by the lakeside; even a homeless leaf of Chinar in the autumn or a tear in somebody's eyes.
And you realise that you can't forget that someone no matter how hard you try because that someone has become a part of the world around you…

Awesome threesome!

Its way past midnight and my sleep decides to desert me. Left with nothing but a set of tired thoughts, I start hitting the keys. I write lines and then delete them. Another attempt but hit the backspace again and again. At a loss for words, I figure out that I could manage something if I start talking to myself. But my inner self isn't inclined to partner me.
As if one traitor wasn’t enough! Two accomplices joining hands to leave me in misery.
'Fuck you both', I decide. 'The next time you turn back, I won't sleep and I won't speak.'

I think we got a decent set-up here...

Me: Time to listen to some music. How about some Paul Van Dyk?

I start losing into the beat but…

Myself: Are you crazy? Listening to that shit at three in the night? There ain’t no party going on here…

Me: Well, you can assume it starts right now!

Myself: I’m in no mood for jokes.

Me: Well, in that case, let me listen to some serious stuff.

Myself: Don't you have something better to do?

Me: I can dance. Yeah, that would be better. But only if you let me play some fuckin music!

Myself: Stop chewing my brain!

Me: Well, if you've forgotten, let me remind you. It’s my brain too and I can do whatever I want with it!
*sticking out my middle finger @ myself*

Myself: I wish you would start wanting to use it the right way!

Me: Now, of all the people, you are gonna pass a judgment on how I think? You, who's a mere reflection of me? That’s the funniest thing I've heard all day!

Myself: Oh, and you are going to be a critic of my comic abilities. Grow up! Ms. Hilton can do a better stand up act than you!

Me: Gotcha! You fancy her, don’t you? At 3 in the night, it’s Paris on your mind, you horny bastard!

Myself: You calling me horny? As if I don't know what 'comes' to your mind every seven seconds.


Feeling a bit sidelined, our dear little Ms. Sleep decides to quip in: Fuck you two! Stop that argument of yours about who’s hornier and both of you can have me right now!

Guess who the winner here is? Goodnight and sweet dreams!

Prisoners

It’s been a long time since I wrote something but I was a little busy. Busy revisiting my childhood. Had gone back home for a month.
Meeting my school friends after such a long span of time made me realize that we might’ve grown up and lived a third of our lives but none of us has changed. Everyone amongst our peer group carries the quirks we thought would fade into oblivion as time passed by. But no, they still lurk somewhere in there in each one of us. I guess it’s these quirks that bind us together. And in spite of us having come so far off into our lives, we still want to go back to those old times. Times of stolen ‘tiffin boxes’, incomplete homework, improper uniforms, a single samosa split into countless ‘equal’ shares, canteen brawls, weird ways of punishment…and what not! What we couldn’t have realized at that time was that we are in the process of forming a bond that wouldn’t break for ages.
The truth we realized last month after I don’t know how many years. And it was aptly put by one of my friends while we were in a half sober state sitting by the edge of a gushing stream, “If you come to think of it, we were together in a jail for thirteen years”, he said.
I wish I had asked my friend, “Do you want to go to jail once more?”
But again, I guess we don’t need the answer…

Someday…

I’m so super lazy that I can put a hibernating grizzly to shame. On any given weekend, I adorn the cloak of the archbishop of procrastination. Never mind the grime on it though; I have been planning to get it cleaned since long. And if there’s a place that could qualify as “the Louvre of Laziness”, it has to be mine. There’s a mountain of washed clothes lying in one corner of my room with every piece of clothing begging for its rightful place in the closet. But they will have to wait as I’m “very busy” this Sunday to buy a cupboard. The washbasin is almost in tears of loneliness now, waiting for the new mirror I had promised it months ago since the old mirror broke. And the remains of the old one are a different story altogether. They just hang on, hoping for a decent burial. There’s a small unused refrigerator that resembles the leaning tower of Pisa as one of its legs is gone and it pines for a date with a technician. Seabiscuit is lying somewhere on the table waiting impatiently for the race to begin so it could gallop away to glory. And then there are empty beer bottles. More than three dozen of them, dying to make the journey in a rag picker’s bag to the brewery so they could have their fill. There are a couple of forms in the drawer eagerly waiting to be filled up so they could justify their existence. Just besides the forms are two watches with their arms folded, awaiting a new set of batteries so they could catch up with all the time they’ve lost.
And along with all these things in the house, there’s me, spread all over the bed with my headphones on, scrolling aimlessly through the playlist, awaiting another weekend.
PS: There are a hundred other things besides the ones listed above craving for a mention here. “Calm down!” I say to them, “your turn comes next Sunday.”

We, the people

Come to think of it and you’ll realize that its not the places you’re at that matter. Rather, its the people around you. Its people who make you or break you. Its people who give you the fondest of memories of the place you’d wished you’d never be at, at all. And at the most amazing of places, its people who leave you heartbroken. Its people who bring a smile to your face and its people who bring a tear to your eyes. Its people who hold it for you and its people who hold it against you. Its people who cry for you and its people who laugh at you. Its people who praise you and its people who find fault in you. Its people who really know you and its people who just judge you.

FYI: I’m one of those people.

Then. Now. And how...

Then. Now. Both the words having significant meaning. But when the two are put together, their implication gets multiplied by proportions soaked in years. OK, let’s do a quick reality check of my life gone by:

THEN: Orange flavoured ice candy
NOW: Chocolate shake topped with lavish helpings of ice cream

THEN: Hero BMX
NOW: ROKR E6 with the ‘snoop’, 2GB memory with touch-screen interface and 'a host of other features'

THEN: Tom & Jerry
NOW: The Matrix

THEN: A black and red pair of Bata Bubblegummers
NOW: A black and red pair of Pumas

THEN: Gully cricket
NOW: Pocket tanks

THEN: I love you Rasna
NOW: Cheers to a Kingfisher beer

THEN: Dictionary/Dad
NOW: Google

THEN: Lunch box
NOW: Pepperoni cheese pizza

THEN: Poem recitation
NOW: Pfaffing

THEN: Coins jingling in the pocket
NOW: Credit card swipes

THEN: Camlin HB pencils
NOW: Logitech Keyboard

THEN: Pocket money
NOW: Paycheque

THEN: Mental arithmetic
NOW: Business/category understanding

THEN: Teacher
NOW: Boss

THEN: Family dinners
NOW: Pubs & nightclubs

THEN: Winter vacation
NOW: Weekend

THEN: 'Happy birthday' parties
NOW: Night-outs

THEN: Friends
NOW: Relationships

THEN: Parents
NOW: Career

THEN: Innocence
NOW: Ignorance

I guess life was much much simpler then than it is now...

Should I wait?

Someone gave me a bittersweet smile. Like an angel just made a pact with the devil to take over both the good and the bad in me. To leave me with a blank expression and a confused state of mind. I remember I was so clear in the head till a few moments ago. And now I was left with only one thought as the light faded away and the darkness took me closer and closer to sleep - will the angel and the devil meet again so that someone greets me with that bittersweet smile one more time?

The missing link

I just took a shower. No, not in my bathroom but out in the balcony. It was raining outside. The downpour took away all my worries. So what if it was just a fleeting 15 minutes of my life? For these 15 minutes, I was one with the drizzle. The raindrops seeped into my pores filling me with life sent from the heavens. Just for 15 minutes. And then it stopped and I heard a whisper in my mind asking me to go inside and sleep so that others could also soak in some life. But before I say goodnight, I’d urge you to step out into the balcony or the street or your backyard or wherever. Just step out into the open and wet yourself crazy. Do it because there are others waiting behind you. Because if you don’t, they might be deprived of a chance to taste life…

A storm in the head

My thoughts are spread over the vast horizon of my mind like expansive clouds. I wish it would start raining now and flood the whole street so I could make a paper-boat and clap in joy as it rushes down the stream. Make another one. But this one does a flip flop maneuver and yields to the storm, leaving me soaked in a dismayed smile. You pass my way and ask me what I was doing. I tell you that I was gazing into my future - that I could reach glory and sink or sink even before I take the first step. You think how undecided I am. I laugh at you thinking that my life is so simple; I have only two choices to make…

I write…

Because I’ve always written. I’ve written on notebooks for the fear of my teachers. I’ve written on the walls of the school toilet as rebellion against the teachers. I’ve written on chits of paper to pass them on to friends and chat while a class was going on. I’ve written in crisp white answer-sheets in an exam to stay in the same grade as my friends so I could chat with them. I’ve written on my batchmates’ shirts for pranks. I’ve written my first girlfriend’s name on my hand for all the ‘seriousness’. I’ve written on important documents belonging to my Dad for ignorance. I’ve written a single sentence a hundred times on the blackboard for education. I’ve written on a faded old pair of jeans to make a smart statement. I’ve written on paper napkins to hand out my mobile number to pretty young things and make a fool of myself. I’ve written on window panes frosted by the cold winters and on muddy car windshields to kill time. At my grandfather’s orchard, I’ve written with a piece of charcoal to mark wooden cases filled with apples to show I could work. I’ve written with a trickling line of water on a polished jet black granite kitchen shelf waiting for the food to be served. I’ve written on a slice of bread with ketchup to eat. I’ve written on a mirror with my mother’s lip gloss for the sheer fun of it. I’ve written on freshly laid cement for permanence. I’ve written on the wet sand with a stick for a change. I’ve written because it gives me a high. I’ve written for I believe in writing my own destiny…